June 1, 2024
The Blitz is on, and Britain must protect its precious symbol. With his nation in peril in 1939, Winston Churchill concocts a scheme to protect the crown jewels: transport them to a submarine that will whisk them off to the safety of Canada. He recruits Hector, Lord Neville-Percy of Marlton, and police constable Caitrin Colline, a "Welsh firebrand, antiroyalist, and future destroyer of England's aristocracy," to act as a squabbling married couple driving a hay wagon. While this may not have been one of Winnie's better ideas, he certainly finds two people with clashing backgrounds and personalities. (In reality, the jewels were buried on British soil.) The book is an oddity for a World War II novel. It's funny and filled with witty dialogue, coming mostly from Caitrin. To each other, they are Hecky and Catty. When anyone asks what they're carrying in the hay wagon, she answers the crown jewels, correctly expecting not to be believed. Some people they meet are not even convinced that they're married. And they must deal with Die Br�cke--The Bridge--whose members wish the English could just get along with Hitler. Violence is a long time coming in this novel, and for a while the humor carries more weight than the plot. But sometimes the interchanges cross into plain silliness: "'...a horse box full of hay bales that no one is allowed to see. Tip-top secret, no?' 'Yes, ' Caitrin [replies.] 'The hushest of all hushedy-hushes.'" The exchanges between Hector and Caitrin show off many of the class differences between them. Caitrin would just as soon expropriate all the aristocrats' property and tell them to go get jobs like everybody else. Hector is defensive about his class, saying hey, don't blame me for the circumstances I was born into. Eventually there is bloodletting--this is war--and Caitrin acquits herself as a woman you wouldn't care to mess with. Meanwhile, they remain well aware of the scourge of the Nazi bombers pummeling England. So the big question is whether they will make it to the submarine or end up somewhere they'd never imagine. Good for smiles and chuckles until war becomes more real.
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